Just Die Already

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Sandbox
Just Die Already
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Dec 16 2020, 04:08 PM
Last Modified Date
Sep 15 2026, 03:48 PM
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Change 7cdbc9cd-cefa-427b-9d62-a17499d00cf3Sep 15 2026, 03:58 PM
  • Locale key LongDescription modified: → <!--image--> ![Just Die Already Image 5](https://cdn2.unrealengine.com/egs-justdiealready-doublemoose-g2-04-1920x675-44ab3edc8dc6.jpg) <!--textBlock--> <!--title--> # FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – AVAILABLE NOW <!--text--> Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update. Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other’s limbs off. Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON! <!--image--> ![Just Die Already Image 1](https://cdn2.unrealengine.com/egs-justdiealready-doublemoose-g2-00-1920x675-cdca6b1d96f5.jpg) <!--textBlock--> <!--title--> # Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. <!--text--> You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own. **How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?** To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. **So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?** <!--textBlock--> <!--title--> # BE OLD, BE BOLD <!--text--> You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents. <!--image--> ![Just Die Already Image 2](https://cdn2.unrealengine.com/egs-justdiealready-doublemoose-g2-01-1920x675-1524922e712b.jpg) <!--textBlock--> <!--title--> # BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK <!--text--> Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything. <!--textBlock--> <!--title--> # DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME <!--text--> Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it? <!--image--> ![Just Die Already Image 3](https://cdn2.unrealengine.com/egs-justdiealready-doublemoose-g2-02-1920x675-4fe90faf74d9.jpg) <!--textBlock--> <!--title--> # ONE MISSION: RETIRE! <!--text--> Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end… <!--textBlock--> <!--title--> # SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER <!--text--> Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off!
Change 02713589-a786-45a6-b8a4-e926294768c3Jul 2 2026, 03:18 PM
  • Removed tag Epic Savings
Change 1d6554a8-9668-41cd-adc3-c630344b9718Jun 18 2026, 03:05 PM
  • Added tag Epic Savings
Change 29d25fa7-427b-485b-b3d4-bdf4a3a90014Aug 26 2025, 03:46 PM